July 2012
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just saw magic mike tonight. didn’t have a clue what it was about til i watched it, lol all i knew was that it was a channing tatum stripper movie with adam rodriguez, and matthew mcconaughey in it. it was actually pretty good. though, it was a little awkward watching with my mother and my goody-two-shoes sister. oh! and i wasn’t too keen on the ending. but hey let’s face it, i...
MAGIC MIKE
tazioparrish:
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE IN 3D
June 2012
Something we need to remember.
semperficpl:
bettyboop4w33t4:
JACQUIMO: Why, what is the matter, Thumbelina?
THUMBELINA: I’m cold, I’m lost, and I’m Hungry… And the beetle says I’m ugly!
JACQUIMO: The Beetle? You love the beetle?
THUMBELINA: No-
JACQUIMO: Then never mind the beetle. Good riddance to the beetle. And good riddance to the toad! Does Prince Cornelius think you’re ugly?
THUMBELINA: No… He thinks I’m...
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
bitsymargaret:
orlandobloomers:
uncomfortable smiling
uncomfortable sitting
uncomfortable laughing
uncomfortable staring
uncomfortable puberty
this one is for you, jessica.
I have the same sleek physique as Jack Black
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me:
Me: Jake from State Farm.
